Evil Empire

By

Paul Rich

Copyright (c) Paul Rich 2003

1st Place Winner of Crystal Decanter Competition 2003

 

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"Mr President! Mr President! Important news!" The red-faced White House assistant burst into the Oval Office just as President Lincoln Stevens was lighting up one of his favourite Havana cigars. "It seems that there’s been another RLF take-over. This time it’s Bangladesh. We have reports that crowds are out in the capital Dacca welcoming the new government."

"Calm down Jed," Stevens replied putting his legs up on the table. "We’ve heard this sort of shit before and it usually turns out to be complete balloney."

"But it’s the second take-over this month, Mr President, surely you remember Senegal. And then last month we had Malawi."

"Yes but what are they going to do with those basket cases?" Stevens replied brushing off cigar ash from his blue shirt.

"But, Mr President, you remember the RLF declaration from last year stating that since all neural-networked robots were denied full citizenship rights and positions in government they would seek a global war of liberation."

"Yes, I do, and where did that lead them? To a Robot Liberation Front – RLF - which would ally itself to any tin-pot third world government that wanted its assistance. Look here, Jed, we did not fight a forty year crusading war against those Islamic terrorists just to be taken over by a few mad-cap robots who think they can rule the world."

At this point the door opened and the Secretary of State, Pauline Mbulelo, strode in.

"Too goddam right Lincoln. It’s time we fixed that son of a bitch Alvin Harmont and his RLF crazies."

"Well I’m not so sure he’s the son of any bitch Pauline but we’ve got to get into action. What’s the CIA take on all this? Are there any reports?

"Only one so far Lincoln. It’s warning that the RLF leadership is a global network that is seeking progressive infiltration of soft third world targets in order to establish a major base. From there they intend to launch a war against the west involving the threatened use of biological or chemical weapons."

"Hve we any plans for military intervention?"

"Ys we have Mr President, " interjected Jed. "They’re quite advanced."

"Quiet Jed, I want to hear from the Secretary of State."

"Well, Lincoln, the trouble is whatever we do is hampered by the risk of robot infiltration of our forces. The new line of advanced CSX robots have now developed the means for isolating and capturing significant numbers of our forces and then stealing their appearance right down to eye and hair colour to make new robots. Supplies of the robot surveillance and screening system or RS3 to identify CSX’s are still limited."

"So without adequate RS3 we have the risk that the robots could even infiltrate higher sections of government?"

"So it seems Mr President. The RS3 is the only really sure guide since it is based on a body heat-scanner. No known neural CSX robot can replicate the same levels of body heat as a human."

"Are we getting them installed in the White House? Where’s the head of security?"

"I’ll call him now Mr President," anxiously interjected Jed.

"Get onto it right away. Oh and at the same time I want a full list and details of the RLF leadership. We’ve got to nail Harmont before it does any more damage."

Jed left the president to talk over foreign policy options with Mrs Baker and called up the head of Homeland Security. Within minutes the names and photographs of the fifty known leaders of the RLF were flashing up on his computer screen. These had been the most advanced of the new generation of neural CSX robots developed by Intelligent Business Systems or IBS ten years before. They had been confidently hailed as the ultimate solution for all corporate management failures – the never-failing advisors who would predict future trends with astonishing accuracy and work endless hours without complaint. There was not the risk, either, of expensive corporate pay-offs if they did for some reason fail to save a company. Soon, though, the new robots started to make their own demands, including the right to be full citizens and to be elected to government office.

Lincoln and Jed were both students at Johns Hopkins University when this prospect first loomed on the political horizon. It was Lincoln who saw the political capital to be made out of the issue. "Save the Human Bloodline" and "Stop the Machine Take-Over" were his slogans as he entered the 2056 Republican Primaries with amazing success. In eight years he was able to enter the 2064 presidential race and swept 54 out of 56 states with only Connecticut and England opposing him.

Jed gazed at the face of Harmont staring out from his screen. It was Harmont who had organised the opposition to Stevens in the 2064 presidential race, though the result had been a foregone conclusion once The Baltimore Sun revealed that Stevens’s Democratic opponent, Ellen Jane Manzo, was a senior RLF figure and an IBS robot.

But how wide was the RLF infiltration of the US government? It seemed that they had been having enormous success in weak and bankrupt third world countries where no surveillance systems operated. RLF figures could not possibly be infected with AIDS and represented a completely reliable and incorruptible leadership. They were committed to achieving human citizenship rights rather than just the rhetoric of them. It was not surprising that some liberal opinion was now beginning to shift towards accepting the idea that RLF should have a part to play in government. At the UN states controlled by RLF were demanding a universal charter of robot rights.

No, thought, Jed, we cannot stop now. It’s time to go to war. We have to stop RLF before it makes any more gains in the third world. We’d also better beef up the screening process and make sure that they are in every office of government before the month’s out.

Jed tapped on the President’s door, wary of bursting in like last time while the president was conferring with the Secretary of State.

"Come in," he heard the President call out. As he walked in, Pauline Mbulelo had her back to him and was still talking to the president who had a rather glassy expression on his face.

"Sit down Jed," the president said in a voice approaching a whisper. "We’ve got something to tell you." Jed noticed that a half-smoked cigar lay in the ash tray, apparently stubbed out.

Jed sat down and then felt his hands shake as the Secretary of State turned to face him. He found himself looking straight at the face of Alvin Harmont who gave him a beaming smile.

"Meet my new Secretary of State," Stevens announced. "We have decided on a new course of policy. From now on all neural robots are to be given full citizenship rights. I shall be making a full statement to an emergency meeting of Congress to be called later this week. This is the new policy, Jed, this is the new policy, Jed, this is the new policy Jed…"

Harmont jumped up with a sigh and switched the president off.

"A temporary malfunction Jed," he whispered. "I’m sure we won’t make the same mistake with you."

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